 | You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long
division.
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| You've actually used every single function on your graphing
calculator.
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| You'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in
order to make the math easier.
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| It is sunny and 72 degrees outside, and you are working on a
computer.
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| When your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to
have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that
according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
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| You frequently whistle the theme song to ''MacGyver''.
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| You always do homework on Friday nights.
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| You know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of
water.
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| You think in "math".
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| You have no life - and you can prove it mathematically.
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| You've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
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| You hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break
down its wave function.
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| You have a pet named after a scientist.
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| You can't remember what's behind the door in the science building
which says "Exit".
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| You have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer,
because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
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| You are completely addicted to caffeine.
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| You avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to
the eventual heat-death of the universe.
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| You consider any non-science course "easy".
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| You laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
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| The Humane Society has you arrested because you actually performed
the Schroedinger's Cat experiment. |
| You can translate English into Binary.
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| You understood more than five of these indicators.
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| You clip this column and post it on your door. |
